#i still don't have a ship name for them idk man

[austrianjello]

shoutout to the deadliest polycule you can think of

[pocket-ghostie]

Devsisters really went, "Yeah, you can have your hollysugar, but we're gonna doom your pavlovfly"

Not a dig on hollysugar fans, I am one myself. This was just really funny to me lol (coping <3)

Anyways... Happy pride month :)

[lyxchen]

Okay my hopes for Charley/Yuri are actually so fucking high because I just need them to be a thing!!! Something good, something sweet, something happy!! I feel like this could be a second chance for a willex type relationship and man (gn) for my own happiness I personally need them to be what Netflix took away from us with willex. I need them to kiss and I need them to be happy and I need them to have an unproblematic and beautiful relationship that's filled with so much love and care for each other <33

[ordordordordord]

Discovered Zoro/Tashigi as a ship and I'm curious if people actually ship this and why or why not so poll time

Also feel free to elaborate on your choice in comments or notes!!! Would love to see peoples opinions on this :)

[clovdgyu]

#stalker!sylus x idol!m!reader            #psychological (maybe?), smut

#well, here you are folks! hope y'all like it. it's kind of...noncon?? idk so read at your own risk. like sylus jerks off on reader's face while he's asleep

#NONCON (?), stalker x idol, blackmail, cum on face, mentions of stalking

loud cheers erupted from the crowd as you all finished your performance with your signature poses. some shouted your name, some shouted another member's name, it was exciting! you loved hearing your fans' enthusiasm.

you are part of a group called moonlight, along with your members; xavier, rafayel, zayne and caleb. among the four of them, you were particularly shipped with zayne because of your dynamics.

"did you all have fun tonight?" you, the leader of your group, asked your fans through the mic, swating and still heaving. the crowd went wild as they answered with 'encore' or 'don't go yet'!

a chuckle escaped from zayne's lips as he stood beside you, wrapping an arm around your waist. the fanservice made them cheer louder as they watched you smile up at him. but a certain fan was obviously not happy about it.

"as much as we'd want to stay, we still have a lot to go to," zayne stated through his mic before he was offered a water bottle by caleb. "but we will be be back for sure," he added, earning praises from the crowd, not noticing the glare that was sent his way.

"yeah, we will be! linkon city is fun!" rafayel shouted as he pumped a fist in the air, caleb doing the same before you all were instructed to walk off the stage.

backstage, you and zayne talked about your schedule tomorrow while the other three were discussing on what to eat for dinner. the all of a sudden, you were interrupted by a staff. "mr. m/n? may i talk to you or a second?"

you looked at him then back at zayne who nodded as he moved back to create some distance. "oh, uh. sure. is there something going on?" you asked the man curiosly who shook his head and smiled down at you.

"it's fine, really. i just wanted to ask for your autograph. my little bro is a big fan of yours," he stated as he gave the pen and the magazine (where you were the cover) to you. a giggle left your lips as you nodded and got the pen.

you smiled. "what's your brother's name?" you asked him, yet the man was busy glaring at somebody that he failed to hear your voice. you looked up, just in time for him to lookd won at you.

"sorry, what is it?" he asked you.

"it's fine. i just asked what your brother's name is," you repeated, smiling up at him like an angel.

he smirked a little before gulping. "sylus. my--his name is sylus," he stated as he watched you write down the name.

'thank you for supporting us, sylus!' it wrote. in cursive letters.

after, you gave it back to him. he offered you a hand for you to shake which you did. but it felt off, somehow. his grip got a bit tighter to your liking before he pulled his hand away and uttered a 'see you' then left.

"what's going on?" zayne asked you as he approached you. you looked up at him then smiled, trying to shake that feeling of uneasiness in your body.

you hummed. "he just wanted an autograph for his little bro. no biggie," you answered. "c'mon, let's hurry. those three are big eaters, y'know? what if they've already devoured the whole buffet."

"they wouldn't" zayne answered with a chuckle.

after your dinner, you immediately went back to your room to get a shut-eye, flopping your body down on the bed without even bothering to change out of your clothes. you were already so tired and done for the day.

you were immediately out cold and fell asleep, unaware of the stranger hiding inside your closet. he was staring at your asleep body with menace and malice, wanting nothing more than to touch you right then and there. 

he waited a few minutes before finally walking out of the closet and walked towards your figure. as soon as he did, the smirk that was present in the man's lips grew wider as he hurriedly unzipped his pants. he needed to paint that pretty face with his cum. "your hands were so soft. wish he could call out my name. sylus."

sylus slowly went on the bed, making sure not to wake you up. a small jerk and whimper from you amde him halt as he looked at you. you looked so cute and adorable like this, all vulnerable and unprotected. 

"you're gonna look so beautiful when i'm done with you," he muttered to himself as he got on top of your chest, placing you in between his legs. he fished out his erect, leaking cock from its restraints and leaned nearer towards your face.

the man began to jerk off, using his pre-cum to act lubricate his cock. "fuck, you tell me you wanted to meet me again but you go and hug some other guy while i'm not near you, huh? such a slut," he grunted through gritted teeth, imagining his hand was your mouth.

maybe the words you told him the last fanmeet sylus attended had got to him, taking it quite seriously as the years went by. if you wanted to see him, then maybe you should've asked for his number but you didn't. why didn't you? he's been waiitng in his house all-day long.

watching videos of your lives and contents, wanting to hear even just a small peep from you about wanting too see your certain fan but you never mentioned him! how could you? now this triggered something inside sylus. you'd see him again. and now you did, you just weren't awake.

wait, if you suddenly woke up, what would your reaction be? now the thought turned him on even more, wanting to see you all shocked and scared, not knowing what was going on. a groan left his lips as he tried to image it even more.

his big cock shadowing your face from the light, all up on your face as sylus jerked himself off. what would you do if you did wake up and see this whole commotion? 

call for the cops? your phone was far away from you. call for help? the room was soundproof. escape? he could easily drag you down and cage you. you had nowhere to run, you were trapped in sylus' cage.

sylus jerked his cock more as more pre leaked from the tip of his cock. a manic smile appeared from the white-haired male's lips as he pushed his cock towards your cheek, smearing his pre-cum all over it. "this face...your eyes, it should've only ben looking at me!" sylus stated through gritted teeth.

"why can't you stay loyal to me? fuckin' slut, you're realy gonna get it for whoring yourself out there on that stage," he added as sweat trickled down his forehead. he wanted to touch you anywhere else but he didn't want to defile you. maybe later, but not now.

he wanted to punish you for being a bad boy but he knew better than to get his anger take the best of him. "one day, you'll only be looking at me and no one else. you're gonna be kissing my lips again and again, asking for more. shit, i'm about to cum."

sylus' jerked himself off faster as he felt that familiar coil in his stomach. oh, the time he's been waiting for has finally arrived. "i'm gonna fucking cum," he announced yet again as he let out a strangled and silent moan, hunching forward to better angle his cock on your face.

as he reached his climax, he let out a pleasure groan as he spluttered his cum all over your face. the man's eyes fluttered close as he finished on your face until it was even on his face.

after he came down from his high, he let out a grunt before putting his back in his briefs, adjusting his clothes before moving away from you slowly. and for good measure, he took a picture of your cum-covered face and set it as his home-screen background.

he wasn't cruel enough to not clean you up, of course. so once he was done, he adjusted your blanket before walking out of your room, locking the door on the inside before closing it with a small 'good night'.

the next day, you woke up feeling fresh and awake. it never felt better, you thought as you sat up from your bed. a little while later, someone knocked on your door. "m/n? it's zayne, we're supposed to go get breakfast in an hour."

you hummed in acknowledgement, "be there in a jiffy! see you at the lobby," you shouted as you made your way towards the bathrom to take a piss while humming to your group's debut song. after you were done, you finally took a bath.

then you walked out of your shower and wore your bathrobe, moving toward your closet to change into somethign appropriate. as you opened the closet, you noticed soemthing was weird but decided to not dwell too much into it since.

finally changed, you got the key card from your room and exited...wait, your key card. then you realized that the moment you entered your room, it was already unlocked. you never really thought too much of it last night because you were too tired.

did someone steal your key card? wait, what was--

then your phone suddenly chimed, meaning that you received a notification. you took your phone out from your coat's pocket and opene your lock screen. you saw that it was...  from an unknown number. you wanted to ignore it, but curiosity got the best of you.

as you did, all the blood from you body was drained out of you as you looked at what the unknown number sent. you were shocked, practically glued from where you were stood. a small gasp escaped your lips as tears trickled down your eyes.

unknown

the picture tht was attached to it. it was you! your face all covered in semen. if this got out, what would your fans think?

- Attachment

- Come see me tonight baby. or youll find yourself in a sea of problems. 6pm by the lobby. ill be waiting ;)

[emandemms]

recently, i read the iliad for the first time and i made a "no one told me the iliad was a comedy??" list while reading it, so here's the list in its entirety!!!

- diomedes in all of book five.

- athena telling diomedes he shouldn't fight any of the gods that may show up on the battlefield, except for aphrodite, because what's she gonna do, fight back?

- athena then lecturing diomedes for NOT fighting ares, and diomedes proceeding to tell her "dude, you literally told me not to fight him, what do you want from me?"

- achilles and his pure hatred for agamemnon. someone give this man a shirt that says "number one agamemnon hater".

- achilles and agamemnon arguing the entire time they're in the vicinity of each other. every time they talked, it was like two kids coming up with every insult under the sun without outwardly cursing each other out.

- agamemnon essentially calling achilles a whiny bitch. kind of iconic.

- a popular favorite but: odysseus going around and beating the men who wanted to leave with a fancy ceremonial stick. it just never gets old.

- odysseus being that one guy who never shuts up about his kid while beating the living shit out of thersites. he very proudly calls himself the "father of telemachus" while verbally and physically abusing this man.

- odysseus once again referring to himself as the "loving father of telemachus" when agamemnon is trying to piss him off so he'll join the battle. i'm pretty sure this is a fairly common thing for odysseus to do, and you got to love him for it.

- another popular favorite: agamemnon mourning his very-much-so-still-alive younger brother after menelaus gets shot by an arrow in the thigh. menelaus quickly realizes he's fine and asks his brother to stop lamenting his "death" because if he keeps it up, he's gonna spook the rest of the men and that's just not what they need right now.

- and then agamemnon immediately being like "oh, word? okay, but you need a doctor- SOMEONE GET THE DOCTOR!"

- athena grabbing achilles' hair during the argument between achilles and agamemnon in book one when achilles is deadass about to just kill agamemnon because he's mad as hell. she then proceeds to tell achilles to call agamemnon names instead and books it.

- helen being the bad bitch she is whenever she's on the page, despite her circumstances. not only does she flat out tell paris she wishes he had been killed, but she basically tells aphrodite to bed paris herself, which is ballsy as fuck and i have nothing but respect for her.

- speaking of paris: hector absolutely TEARING into paris after he flees from fighting menelaus one-on-one. he really just says that paris is only good for looking pretty he wishes paris had never been born which, honestly, good for him.

- priam asking helen to point out the various greek leaders and immediately calling agamemnon handsome. idk why but it made me chuckle just a bit.

- priam also comparing odysseus to a ram, which is such a wonderful visual and i think about it a lot.

- antenor, one of priam's advisors, recognizing odysseus when helen points him out and immediately going: "oh, that motherfucker, i remember him. he looks like an idiot, but man, does he know how to use his words to win over a crowd."

- nestor essentially saying "back in my day-" every time he opens his damn mouth. i love him and he never shuts up once he gets going.

- diomedes telling glaucus he's "not one to fight the heavenly gods" immediately after fighting not one, but TWO of said heavenly gods.

- athena and hera wanting to throw hands with zeus in book 8.

- athena and hera ALSO being petty as all hell and actively ignoring zeus after he told them to stand down. deserved, if you ask me.

- diomedes calling odysseus a coward when asking for odysseus to help him save nestor.

- "stubborn odysseus" then ignores him, and runs back to the ships. honestly, don't know what diomedes was expecting, calling the guy a bunch of names.

- hector and greater ajax throwing ROCKS at each other in the middle of battle.

- diomedes scolding agamemnon for suggesting that the greeks retreat. the guy had it coming, and diomedes read him like a book and it was beautiful.

- odysseus not calling achilles by name after he and greater ajax came back from an attempt to persuade achilles to forgive agamemnon. he really just told agamemnon and the rest of the greek lords: "this guy is an asshole, y'all, he's still all worked up about it. ain't no way we getting him off his ass to fight."

- the entirety of book 10 feels like a fever dream and i'm kind of obsessed, regardless of what historians/classicists have to say about it. like wdym diomedes and odysseus go out on a little night time stroll while the greek camp is under siege, kill a bunch of men, and come back with some fancy ass horses and weapons??

- nestor kicking poor diomedes awake when diomedes was sleeping on the ground in front of his tent. like, damn old man, you could at least try to see if he'd wake up if you called his name or some shit.

- this is also funny as fuck when you consider that literally a few hours ago, diomedes busted his ass to save nestor's life. this is why we don't help people, kids.

- odysseus telling diomedes that there was no need for diomedes to praise him because "everyone knows i'm hot shit dude, let's just go and get this over with."

- diomedes calling paris a "sleazy flirt" after paris shot him in the foot with an arrow. he calls him a LOT of names, but he basically just calls paris a cowardly, weak-ass slut, which is spot on if i'm being totally honest.

- odysseus immediately trying to mentally hype himself up after diomedes left him alone on the battlefield. he really just stood there like "oh fuck, i can't run because i'm not a spineless coward but i'm all alone out here what the fuck am i gonna do!!!??" gotta feel a little bad for the guy.

- diomedes' and hector's beef. they HATE each other and it honestly cracks me up. diomedes is constantly ragging on hector for being babied by apollo and hector basically keeps saying diomedes is a rabid animal that's out of control.

- hector telling his horses they're lucky because andromache gives them the good wine first, before he gets any. he really said "my wife loves me but i guess she loves you guys more, how the FUCK did you get so lucky???"

- idomeneus and meriones running into each other in the greek camp while everyone else is fighting. fully imagined them just standing there and pointing at each other like: "yo, dude, what are you doing here?"

- meriones, instead of going to his own tent, decides to take a spear from idomeneus and basically tells idomeneus "dude, my tent is so far, please don't make me go all the way out there and just let me borrow one of yours."

- idomeneus being totally chill with it, so long as they hurry the fuck up and no one sees them away from the battlefield because then people will think they're cowardly losers.

- patroclus.

- no further notes on this one, just patroclus. what a guy.

- agamemnon trying to convince the rest of the greeks to retreat in the middle of battle. AGAIN.

- and agamemnon keeps on doing this, throughout several books at this point, and it's actually kind of impressive. i guess he really just wants to leave troy because he's sick and tired of NOT winning all the time.

- odysseus having absolutely none of this and immediately putting agamemnon on blast. odysseus literally curses him and calls agamemnon pathetic and dishonorable. preach it, king.

- and agamemnon actually listens to odysseus and immediately goes "shit, you right, my bad."

- posideon and zeus beefing in book 15.

- specifically posideon basically saying that if zeus doesn't let the greeks win, he's never going to forgive zeus. peak sibling behavior.

- meriones and aeneas shit-talking each other in the middle of a very intense, very important battle.

- this is immediately followed by patroclus telling meriones to "stop yapping and throw hands".

- in retrospect, patroclus probably regrets saying that, given that throwing hands is what got his ass killed.

- patroclus throwing a massive rock at some trojan, effectively killing the poor guy, then proceeding to mock the way the trojan fell as he died. absolutely FOUL behavior and it made me giggle just a little bit.

- i should probably mention that this "poor guy" was cebriones, hector's current charioteer and half-brother. hector's proceeding crash out was completely understandable, when you think about it.

- odysseus reminding achilles of the importance of breakfast. eat your breakfast people!!!

- odysseus also telling achilles to "shut the hell up because i'm older and therefore wiser and i know what i'm talking about so zip it and let me speak".

- aeneas telling achilles to stop yapping on the battlefield when it was actually HIM who was in the middle of a good old homeric "this is my dad and this was his dad and his dad did this" speech.

- achilles damn near about to crash out when apollo kept protecting hector. this man tried to kill hector FOUR TIMES and apollo just yanked hector out of the way each time. achilles was like "oh, so apollo favors you? yeah, well, if any of the gods like me, next time i see you, i'm gonna FUCK YOU UP!!!"

- achilles beefing with a river.

- like dude, stop KILLING people in the water, you're clogging the river and that's just not cool. respect the environment, asshole.

- book 21 is really just "angry man yells at river before being swept away by the waters of divine fury".

- athena decking ares and aphrodite. she was really sick and tired of them at this point.

- posideon essentially calling apollo a little shit when apollo kept siding with the trojans.

- apollo sending achilles on a wild goose chase while disguised as a trojan. it's giving tom and jerry, i can't even lie.

- achilles beefing with apollo. just in general.

- this can also be extended to: apollo beefing with achilles. and we all know how that ends!!!

- hector being bamboozled by his own idea of trying to beg for mercy and understanding from achilles. he really was like "why the fuck am i trying to problem solve this, the guy wants me dead. ain't no way he's gonna listen to anything i say".

- a popular favorite that i think deserves a quick mention: hector and achilles running around troy three fucking times. tom and jerry part two????? except this is an alternate universe where tom catches jerry and it's not pretty.

- nestor giving antilochus advice on how to win the chariot race even though antilochus knows what he's doing.

- this is extra funny when antilochus turns around and cheats to get ahead of menelaus. an asshole move, but so incredibly real and i can't even say i blame him.

- apollo knocking diomedes' whip out of his hand during the race. out of spite.

- it's actually because diomedes had taken aeneas' horses in book 5 and diomedes was using them in the race, but still. petty and spiteful and i love it.

- athena immediately rushing to grab the whip to return it to diomedes. athena is playing favorites again and she's not even trying to hide it.

- lesser ajax and idomeneus bickering during the chariot race. SPECIFICALLY idomeneus telling lesser ajax "young man, you're real good at arguing and bitching, but man, where the fuck are your brains at?"

- the ONE TIME achilles is mentioned smiling is when antilochus is throwing a fit about not receiving his due prize and i think that's beautiful.

- achilles really saw his friend complaining and said "that's my bro how can i NOT give him exactly what he wants?"

- menelaus tearing into antilochus and shaming him for cheating during the race in front of everyone.

- mans really told antilochus to swear on posideon that he didn't cheat so of course antilochus is like "shit shit i can't make that oath because i did cheat and i am NOT getting on the shit list of any god".

- so antilochus is like "okay menelaus, my bad old man, i'm just so young and spry that i can't help myself sometimes".

- and then he just gives menelaus the mare that was the second place prize to avoid making an untrue oath while STILL managing to insist he won fair and square.

- smart guy.

- menelaus also being like "okay, i forgive you because you are usually pretty well behaved so let's just chalk this up to like, temporary insanity or something".

- AND THEN menelaus gives the mare BACK to antilochus.

- menelaus is a softie at heart and antilochus knew it and absolutely took advantage of it and WON. bro played the long game and it was so worth it. this whole sequence was so entertaining to me, can you tell?

- nestor, the absolute icon that he is, once again going off on one of his rants. everyone say "i heart nestor".

- the footrace between lesser ajax, odysseus, and antilochus.

- namely odysseus praying to athena to help him win the race, which she does, of course. she gives odysseus a little boost and she TRIPS lesser ajax, which causes him to fall face first into a pile of cow shit.

- it gets in his mouth and nose y'all, it's nasty as fuck.

- i also think it's funny that odysseus is the oldest of the three of them, and even without athena's help at the end he was right behind lesser ajax the entire time.

- of course i have to mention lesser ajax whining about the fact that athena dotes on odysseus like a mother.

- and odysseus not saying anything to argue because he knew lesser ajax wasn't really wrong about that.

- antilochus also saying that the gods have a habit of favoring old men.

- old man odysseus for the win!!!!!

- it also cracks me up at how obvious it is that achilles favors antilochus y'all, it's HILARIOUS.

- antilochus goes after the race and starts talking about how "odysseus is an old man, but boy, he's almost as fast as achilles!" and achilles is over here like "yeah, he totally is, you're so right. here, have some more gold for being my number one hype man".

[m-jelly]

Helllooo, Idk if u still do nsfw but can i request Levi x Reader smut? 😏(But mix it with fluff)

Levi and Reader have been dating in secret like nobody in the survey corps knew about them dating. Then Reader and Levi had smexyyy time at Levi's office then Hange accidentally bust the door open revealing the two couple and Hange squels in happiness because they ship Levi and Reader for so long and then Hange spread the knews like a wild fire xD (you decide the ending)

Shocking lover

Levi x fem reader

Canon world, smut, fluff, being a couple, being caught, angry and protective Levi.

While having a very intimate time with Levi on his desk, Hange unlocks Levi's door and lets herself in. She interrupts the two of you causing Levi to go into protective mode of you.

Your nails dragged over Levi's back as his cock pounded into your pussy. Your toes squeezed tightly as you felt blinded by pleasure. You pushed your fingers into Levi's hair and tugged a little. Seeing the Captain of the scouts fuck you speechless made your heart race. This strong man worshipped the ground you walked on and after you took his virginity, he was an unstoppable beast when it came to sex and lovemaking.

Levi yanked you closer to him before crashing his lips against yours. He moaned against your lips as his heart fluttered in his chest. He gripped your hips tightly as he bucked into you on his desk. The desk creaked and groaned under the power of his thrusts, it even began scraping across the floor and leaving marks.

You leaned your head back pulling from Levi's lips as you moaned out loud. "F-Fuck, Levi."

Levi attacked your neck with bites and kisses; your name was a sweet song on his lips. "I love you." He grunted as your walls clenched him. "I love you."

You shivered as you felt a pop and a trickle of an orgasm wash over you. "A-Ah, Levi. Mm, I love you too."

He panted and lay you back on his desk, your head hanging over the edge a little. "Shit, you look like a goddess." He eyed your breasts falling out of your bra and your shirt yanked open. He flicked his gaze to his cock pressed into you, he dragged himself out a little to see he was glistening with your arousal. "Tch, fuck that looks good."

You ran your fingers down his chest. You gripped his open shirt and yanked him down to you. "You always look good."

Levi blushed as he panted. "Tch, I still don't understand how I managed to get you as mine."

You smiled. "You were sweet, kind, funny, sexy and handsome." You cupped his face. "So cute." You hummed a laugh. "I can't believe you wanted me. I'm not much."

"You are the most perfect and stunning woman I've ever met. I adore you." He turned his head and kissed your hand. "I love you."

You massaged your fingers in his hair. "Levi, I love you so much. Now, please cum inside me."

He blushed hard. "Tch, yes miss." He dove for your breasts and began sucking and biting while he snapped his hips against yours. "Mm."

You tugged on his hair as you wrapped your legs around him. "A-Ah."

"Holy. Shit."

Levi slowly lifted his head from your chest, his hips stilled as he stared at his office door to see Hange standing there. "Tch, how the FUCK did you get in!? My office was LOCKED!"

She grinned. "Key."

He yanked you against him protecting you from her gaze. He held you close as he stood up. "You're supposed to fucking knock!"

"Sorry, but this is amazing! I knew you two were the perfect couple. I have to tell everyone!"

Levi stared as she slammed the door and left you both alone again. He released you a little and looked down at your flustered and embarrassed face. "I'm so sorry." He caressed your cheek. "That shouldn't have happened. I locked that door." He dragged himself out of you and checked you over. "I'm really sorry. I'll make it up to you."

You smiled a little. "It's okay. It was bound to happen someday."

"I shouldn't have." He fixed the shirt for you. "Let me get you to the bath to clean up and I'll go murder Hange."

You hummed a laugh as Levi carried you to his bathroom. "No murdering."

"Bit of murder?"

"No."

He hummed. "Tiny bit?"

You laughed. "You're cute."

He helped you into the bath and handed you some cleaning things. "Thank you." He kissed your forehead and cleaned up quickly. "I'll be back later, my darling love, okay?"

You gripped the edge of the bath and leaned closer to him. "Don't hurt Hange too much, okay?"

He stared at you for a bit. "I can't promise that." He knelt and took your hand before showering it with kisses. "I loved you and I need to protect you. What Hange did to us was fucked up and wrong. You're incredibly important to me, so I need to put my foot down on her repeatedly."

You snorted a laugh. "Report it to Erwin. As a sorry we might get some leave, which means time together."

He gasped a little, delighted by your news. "Oh, you're right. I'll do that, but first I gotta kick her."

You patted his cheek. "Don't be too long, I want cuddles and you promised to cum in me."

Levi's pupils enlarged as arousal bubbled inside him. "I'll be fast."

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First Official Hello From Archie!

HELLO Layton Nation! Welcome to my Layton blog. My name is Archie, and I go by he/him. I am a minor!

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[lara635kookie]

Kpop Demon Hunters Review:

Jinu is coming back guys. He is, trust me bro.

Also, I got it wrong with the secondary ships.

It's Zoey and Mystery (with their son Baby Saja), and Mira with Romance and Abby (Pink hair visual trio) lol. Zoey and Mystery is kinda cute and interesting because of the idea of a high energy extrovert girl with a guy who is the complete opposite, could be a fun dynamic, but I still like her and Abby better. And the pink tall trio... They are hot and have a fun dynamic, which is enough to make them work. These pairings don't really matter a lot because they were there for the comedy but...

RUJINU? JINUMI? RUMINU? RUJI? RINU? JUMI? JIMI? RUNU? CLAWSTAR? (Because she's a pop star and he has claws, it sounds just as beautiful as Ghostflower, anyways)(Yes I've seen people refer to them as all of that, some of those are sound bad but the others are mostly perfect) They served love at first sight, meet cute (in a subversed way, I loved it) enemies to lovers, forbidden love, soulmates, age gap(Jinu is at least more 400 centuries old and still look that good, we stan) she fell first but he fell harder, yearning, longing, teasing, trauma, drama, angst, banter, pet parenting, FOR IT TO END LIKE THAT???

No seriously, we need a sequel. I need to know the story of Rumi's parents. How did they meet? How did they fall in love? And how did they have her? What happened to the third Sunlight Sister? And what happened to Rumi's father? And Jinu's father(because we only see his mom and little sister)?

But one thing I got right and CELINE WAS THE REAL VILLAIN ALL ALONG.

Imagine how PAINFUL it was for Rumi to want to know more about her father but never being able to, never being allowed to, because Celine would tell her he was a mistake? Implying she was also a mistake? Imagine all the times she had to hear all demons are evil and bad? Including her father. Including herself. It must have had her think badly even of her own biological mother for falling in love with a demon. Or thinking her father did something to her mom.

Meeting each other truly freed both Rumi and Jinu. It showed Jinu he doesn't care just about himself. It helped Rumi to accept herself and sing again.

And there is so much left to explore. Jinu's pain in being the man, the provider, and abandoning his mom and sister in his father's absense and how he'll deal with this memories he can't erase once he comes back (which he will, leave me alone). Mira's insecurities and her apparently messy relationship with her family. Zoey's feelings of being divided between the US and Korea. Bobby's pressure as the girl's manager.

Celine having to accept that not all demons are bad, and Rumi being the way she is, and seeing her adopted child fall in love with a demon, just like her friend and fellow hunter groupmate, Rumi's biological mom, once did.

Imagine her finding Rujinu's special objects:The handkerchief Jinu gave her to cover her marks, the envelope he sent her(Jinu has his bracelet, I bet she would notice that too). I want this woman to see the past happening again right before her eyes, see history repeating itself, and DEAL WITH IT.

Also, I need more names, man. Rumi's biological parents name. The Saja Boys names instead of their stage names. The tiger and the bird's name(which I headcanon as Long and Taia at first, Idk why, but their names are Derpy and Sussie). GIVE ME MORE.

I gotta write about it. It just gave me so many ideas for an AU with Rumi and Jinu's daughter. Rumi and Jinu would raise her in the way Rumi's father and Rumi's mom couldn't raise her. And how Jinu could go like:"I lost my mom. I don't want you to lose yours, too." To Rumi and Celine and her reconcile or Celine just dies, I'm still deciding.

It was explained that demons steal souls to feed Gwi-ma. Sure, they seem to eat it, too, like the water demons, but it doesn't seem like it's something essential to the others as it is to Gwi-ma. Souls to Gwi-ma seem mandatory. For the other demons, seems like delicious little treats they could give up eating.

I need this sequel now. I'm willing to wait others 4/5 years for this or more. I don't care.

Anyway, it shattered my heart, and it broke me into a million pieces. I totally recommend it. The songs are all fire, the visuals are insanely beautiful, and it does feel kinda rushed at times, but it's clear they did what they could with the time they had and I hope they realize the potential and the popularity of it and give us a series or a trilogy, or just a three hours long sequel, idk man anything to have MORE of this.

[ccstiles]

Random thoughts that keep CC up at night no. 230394: Warrior!Penelope edition

So I haven't seen a lot for Odysseus in this AU (which, fair, it isn't about him) but I had a few thoughts

- of course after a while, suitors for Odysseus start showing up, but ofc it's women instead of men

- because of this, the castle isn't as trashed as it is in the original Odyssey, but a lot of the Ithica family's money and food is being used up by the suitors

- instead of intimidation like the male suitors use on Penelope, the suitors for Odysseus try to seduce him

- a lot of the women are seen with provocative clothing and lots of jewelry to make them look expensive

- all of them fawning to get Ody's attention meanwhile all he's thinking is "I miss my wife D,: "

- idk names for Antonius' counterpart, but she would be just as aggressive

- maybe as Telemachus starts getting older, a few start going after him as well

- instead of Odysseus making a funeral shroud for Penelope's father, he gets his childhood nurse, Eurycleia to make it (who does indeed unthread it every night like Penelope)

- for the challenge that Odysseus sets up, it's a challenge of skill like the one Penelope does, but a different kind

- the challenge? Outsmart him.

- which may seem simple at a glance compared to the challenge Penelope sets up, but this is Odysseus we're talking about, chosen by Athena for his smarts

- even if in this AU he isn't chosen by a god (which, idk if that's true) he's still sly as hell, and the only person to ever outwit him is his own wife

- the suitors get frustrated that no matter what they say, what angle they got at, they just can't outwit him

- the suitors plans near the end are a lot different, planning to have Telemachus' ship wrecked somewhere with the help of a few well placed bribes, and getting Odysseus drunk and one of them seducing him (I don't know about Greek times, but I do know in older times if a man were to get a woman pregnant, he had to marry her, so that's what I'm going off of)

- but ofc Penelope is here before they can even begin to bribe the crew on Telemachus' ship, and she kills them all :]

- Would you Fall in Love with Me is the same but Odysseus is more pathetic and saying how he's always been hers, and that's never changed no matter what she's done

[numberonefyodorfan]

I'm bored so I'm going to rate ships just for the helly of it and giving a short explanation for why I hate/like it 😼😼

Narusaku 7.5/10

I just like them and their dynamic a lot. I refuse to fall for the “He only liked Sakura because of his rivalry with Sasuke” allegations. I think they match each other's personalities/freak quite well 🌸🍥

Choji x I forgot the pretty ladies name ???/10

They exist I guess?? I don't hate them and yk what hell yeah 🙏🏻 they clearly match each others freak and Choji seems like a good father so get it I guess 😼👊🏻

Temari x Shikamaru 9/10

They're cute and they work really well together. I loved their little interactions throughout the series. And I love their son and how they all work together, they're a cute family 🪭😴

Sakuhina 6.5/10

Low-key don't know where this came from but yk what?? Hell yeah 🙏🏻 I think they're cute and I like all the edits I see of them 😼 I don't go out of my way to find content of them but I think they would work well together 😼 like Sakura is confident but gentle while Hinata Hinata is more soft and still lacks some of that confidence 🌸 Sakura is her “She said no pickles.” defender yk 😕

Sakuino 10/10

I love them so much 🌸🪻 they match each other's freak yk. And like it literally being canon that they'd be together if one of them were a dude?? Like hell yeah they're literally meant to be 🫶🏻 I knew they had something the first time they bickered 😼 also if eyes worked like mixing paint their child would have teal eyes and...I really like the color teal so 😕

Naruhina 3.5/10

Obviously it makes sense on Hinata's part but I just don't feel it on Naruto's yk 😕 like they're cute and all that...but they're just very bland and boring and they could be way better. But yk they're cute and stuff 😕

Sasusaku 1.5/10

I just cannot like them no matter how much I try to force myself. I just don't see it, they lack chemistry and writing. Like I could kinda see it like a little bit when they were kids but they lost any chemistry they had after Sasuke left yk 😕 they give “Woman clearly loves and cherishes man x man that shows no interest and constantly hurts woman.” trope and I'd just watch my parents if I wanted to see that 😕

Gaanaru 8.5/10

Hell yeah 🙏🏻 I love these freaks 😼 they're so cute and lovely, and I really liked the care they both showed each other throughout the series. Like they love each other guys 🙀

Narusasu 10/10

They're iconic, they are the founding fathers of yaoi and everything sweet. They both care about each other so much it hurts ☹️ they match each other's freak, they are canonically the sun x moon trope, they literally can't live without each other. Like they'd both just be chill with dying if it meant they could meet in the afterlife together. They're FREAKS.

Inosai 5/10

I mean they're cute and I don't hate seeing them together 😕 but I always saw Sai as Aroace so idk 😕 and they kinda like just exist yk...like they're there I guess??

[jinuaei]

Idk if this is canon to all of the DJD members aside from NIckel who hates organics (us lmao) and like they see this whole fiasco going with Tarn. Like they at first hates us, and as this whole circus show goes on, they're like that one meme of a man comforting the girl in the toilet seat with a broom cause goddamn.

POV: You are a Southerner who accidentally said "What in 'Tarn'ation." and hear'em heavy footsteps and those haunting catbell.

(btw you're no longer in pixel jail for me in android I heard that it only happened to android which is annoying.)

Yippiee no more pixel jail! I am free!!!

I am ashamed to say... I have not finished reading MTMTE yet 😭😭 I am currently on issue 7 but I will get to it I promise! It's just time consuming for me to just read and I prioritize writing and drawing more. If only it's a show then I'll probably be done by now. I know a little bit of the comics but not everything!

I am aware of the other DJD members I just don't know much about them! Or if I do, it's something related to Tarn.

So I'll make sure to make it as vague as possible so those canon accurate fans won't grill me as much 🥲🥲

If Tarn hadn't abandoned them yet after seeing you on the other team (See my religion fic) I think the other members would feel the ick bubbling from the depths seeing their most powerful leader becoming something akin to a dog just for a small, insignificant organic. They think he's the whole damn circus for that and they were even planning on removing you completely just so they get their terrifying leader back.

But then they see him tear apart a mech just because they were talking shit about you. And now they realize they don't want to be at the end of whatever this obsession fueled rage that he gets into. You're even worse than his drugs, because he can't live a second without mentioning you!

Tarn would absolutely preach about you to them though, maybe even converting some of them into joining your cult. Maybe some of them will join because they are genuinely swayed by his devotion and whatever this religion is, or maybe they just joined for shits and giggles. Either way Tarn will make sure EVERYONE knows about how glorious you are. (Now I'm thinking about Tarn wanting to show you off to the world as HIS deity but also wanting to gatekeep you and kill everyone who tries to get close to you.)

It's even worse when you are part the Lost Light crew and he's still on the DJD because imagine all the crashouts he's going to have because how lucky LL is to have YOU and your presence grace their ship while HE'S here lamenting about your lost lamb not being able to even see you. He even thought about defecting and becoming a decepticon traitor just to get to you (Which honestly doesn't sound so bad considering he'll finally be with you!)

Additionally imagine all of the comms that LL will get just from him wanting to see you and talk to you, like I'm talking, every hour, every minute, every klik of everyday. They'd have to give you your personal comm just so Tarn would fuck off and not disturb the communications.

There is so much goldmine waiting to be explored with this idea, Tarn still being in DJD while you're LL crew. It would also be funny to see that the rest of the DJD actually came to LL to beg Rodimus to either give you to them or accept Tarn into his ship just to stop seeing their leader reduced to a sparkbroken mech. Maybe reader would be the reason that the DJD will finally disband 😭

The POV is so funny LMAOO you'd have to think about your words carefully in case you accidentally call his name without actually meaning to. The horrifying realization as soon as you hear the heavy, but fast pedes rushing to you accompanied by the ringing of the bell! And with that, you already know your whole day will include a mech cosplaying as grimace.

[badgalsasuke]

Seeing you on twitter (love you btw ^.^ I’m a silent follower but I love your stuff.) I saw how easily the mask fell from piñata Stans the minute you, a Naruto and Sasuke shipper started criticizing the nh relationship. (It was so mild. All you did was name a fact. It’s not even half as bad what criticism ss rightfully gets and yet they can’t handle it. lol.) it proves to me they’re so babied in the community because they’re seen as the better option to ss. I saw some genuinely crashing out about how “they thought sns and nh got along!!” I hate seeing young sns validating them. These newer fans believe nh & sns have always had some weird truce when that’s not true in the slightest. And seeing the amount of “sasunaruh*na” shippers coming out of the cracks, calling themselves “sns” shippers while conveniently only interacting with sh & nh content and poly / love triangle art centered around h trying to criticize you like “I ship sns but-“ but no. Stop it. You pretend to ship it so you pretend to be better than ss when you’re exactly alike.

Piñata Stans worst nightmare is being recognized as being just as awful as pink Stans. They try to desperately to pretend to be morally better, all the while hiding behind anons and saying grossly transphobic/homophobic stuff.

That’s the only reason I started to dislike nh more than ss. They’re both terrible, ss is still technically “worse” in just how purely awful it is, but nh shippers are so insufferable I just hate nh more. With ss shippers, I can expect them to be bitchy and aggressive, that’s their mo. But Nh? You never really know what you’re gonna get. Usually it’s a lot of guilt trippy language about how much Hinata has done and how she’s actually so brave and sweet even if she’s not well written (they actually believe she’s written good, they just pretend to accept she’s not so they can guilt trip you into pitying the character enough not to hate her.) I don’t know if you’ve noticed that. I think it’s because piñata stans self insert onto Hinata who is a pitiful guilt tripper so they exhibit that same behavior? Like how Sakura is self centered and obnoxious, her self insert stans are the exact same way. If you get what I’m trying to express.

Hi anon!

I saw some genuinely crashing out about how “they thought sns and nh got along!!”

shsdkskdjs I know right? It's funny because I've already engaged with SS shippers as well and their reaction was nowhere near as dramatic as NH shippers and I attacked them far more aggresively.

I don't care about whatever silly truce SNS shippers from twitter made with NH shippers, I'm not gonna pretend to like Hinata or that NH is a good ship or that is anywhere near the level of SNS in terms of writing and development. It's het slop just like SS and they can be mad about it.

I'm also gonna keep being against this whole "Naruto bisexual king" propaganda they love to push, like I'm sorry but Naruto never gave a fuck about that girl and continues not to even now as a married couple, so no, she isn't Naruto's type, stop pushing her down my throat.

It's so funny because they're always making fun of Sakura and her stans because Sasuke is an absent husband and father but came crying and whining to my mentions when I stated a fact that show us Naruto is also an absent husband and father. Like, idk which one is worse because Sasuke abandons the village for years but Naruto is still in the village yet does everything in his power to avoid seeing his family LMFAO

It was funny how I mentioned Naruto and Hinata have been sleeping in separate bedrooms for years and none of them brought up proof to debunk it, they simply started scrambling and making excuses for why Naruto is allowed to sleep in a different bedroom, "he arrives late from work! he's always working so hard!" the man that can create 100s of clones to work faster but doesn't do that for some reason, mind you but I'm the bad guy for pointing that out lol

they actually believe she’s written good, they just pretend to accept she’s not so they can guilt trip you into pitying the character enough not to hate her.) I don’t know if you’ve noticed that. I think it’s because piñata stans self insert onto Hinata who is a pitiful guilt tripper so they exhibit that same behavior?

oh yeah, they definitely do that. In fact one of the very first people to quote me is a well known Hinata-self insert. Suffers from anxiety and shit (but still tells ppl to off themselves like the bitch won't shit her pants when she has to make a phone call). They can't stand the heat when you bite back and start playing the victim on how you "harrassed them" lmao Sakura stans stand the heat for longer. But you need to be a pathetic loser to self-insert and find appealing a pathetic loser like Hinata so the behavior tracks.

[annalyticall]

I saw your tags, if you don't mind I'd be interested in hearing your thoughts on Nagant x Compress :)

I've been patiently waiting to air my thoughts on Nagant x Compress until I introduced this pairing in my fic Katabasis but.... I'll talk about it now since you asked so nicely :)

The main reason I ship them is because they have complimentary ideals. Nagant wants a transparent society, one that does not rely on the false security brought on by Heroes and the Commission. She knows the dark side of the status quo because she was molded from a young age to enforce it - being a Commission "hero" was the role that was forced upon her, and when she rebels against their corruption she is made a villain for it.

Compress, following (loosely) the ideals of his Robin-Hood-esque lineage, views Hero Society as narrow-minded, greedy, and unjust, one that needs to be exposed and made transparent. Like Nagant, he was also molded into his role at an early age, although alternatively his role was to expose and reform the dark side of Hero Society instead of concealing it. Being a "villain", in a way, was forced upon him too.

Both Nagant and Compress express their distaste for Hero education to Midoriya because of this - they both view UA as a tool to brainwash children into accepting Hero Society for what it is.

Because no one has been able to really make a difference to Hero Society after All Might's overwhelming influence, they both throw their allegiances in with All For One in the desperate hope something can change. However, both end up swayed instead by either Midoriya or Shigaraki (foils in their own right) and their genuine determination in the wake of a fake society. They both sacrifice their bodies in order to give Midoriya and Shigaraki a fighting chance to change the world.

Another parallel I like is their connection to Overhaul, because their first introduction to Overhaul reveals something shared about their personalities: they don't hesitate to protect. Compress is the first of the League to try to contain Overhaul after seeing he is a danger to everyone else. Later on, Nagant escorts Overhaul from Tartarus after seeing he is helpless and weak. She is the first prisoner we see stop and help someone else.

Overhaul also brings out their shared ruthlessness. Despite his condition, Nagant is still willing to shoot at him with a high-velocity bullet for an advantage. Compress unflinchingly dismembers Overhaul's arm as payback for doing the same to his own arm.

(A bit of a tangent here but I don't personally ship Lady Nagant with Overhaul. I think if she had even an inkling about what he did to Eri she would not want anything to do with that man. Compress would never.)

In the finale, both Nagant and Compress are in jail. Nagant is imprisoned of her own free will, waiting to see how Midoriya and Hawks will change society before she decides to join it. Compress, though not free, at least gets to see how Spinner has helped changed society in his stead. In the end, they are seemingly rewarded for their sacrifices with the sight of a new world they helped bring about. They're foils in a lot of ways: both supporting characters, both molded as children by expectation, both working towards the same conclusion but on opposite sides.

(I say "seemingly" because Compress did lose like... everyone. But that's another rant.)

A few final reasons: I like the dichotomy of the woman who wears no sleeves because she's transparent to a fault vs. a man who always wears sleeves because he's constantly hiding something. I think their quirks would work well together, imagine her shooting a compression marble only for it to decompress before impact - it'd be like a canon. They're also both hot arm-over-the-head-pose dramatic bitches in their 30s.

Thank you for listening to me ramble about my rarepair who never canonically interact a single time. I just think they're neat.

(They need a ship name. Uhhh... idk. BB Gun. Magic Missile. Atsukaina.)

[theloveliestfawn]

The tables will turn when it turns out to be Elriel as the unconvential ship and they're the true crack ship. Sarah won't write them because they won't sell. It will be boring

A Mate Rejection wouldn't work out in standalone books (even if they're interconnected since each standalone promises the couple a HEA and each get one book as confirmed by Sarah in her interviews)

How are you expecting the author to write a compelling rejection story for something that wasn't even explored much? Just ask Elain to say the word "No" and that's it? It's a waste of a storyline. It's not interesting. There are no stakes.

Again, the book won't sell. Sarah won't write it Elain and Lucien however offer an "arranged marriage" kind of dynamic since we never had a mated pair who knew they were mates before they were in love

They will have tension and the clash of desires and reluctance between them. Reluctant love can be so good. So what if they're at odds now, it's not like Sarah haven't wrote couples that didn't start on a great foot before (Rowaelin literally hated the sight of each other)

It seems that this anon is crashing out and venting to other elriels as well but I wanna share my thoughts too <3

TW: YAPPING🥀

How can I expect the author to write a compelling mate rejection story which isnt explored much ???? Idk, maybe we just expect the best from her? The author herself has said in an interview that the mate rejecting thing would be very interesting so I hope she's gonna do her best w it.

Its not wrong for you to prefer Elucien over Elriel. We are all entitled to our preferences. But it doesn't mean that our preference is canon.

I don't want to argue about canon w you rn. I want to talk abt why I prefer Elriel over Elucien. In my opinion, Elucien's story will just be the same as the other SJM couples. Arranged marriage vibes or whatever you name it, it still follows the same formula, same route. "at odds now", "not starting on a great foot"... that sounds a lot like Nessian 😃 And lots of other SJM couples 😃

Btw, talking abt arranged marriage, have u read HOFAS, anon? Cus Sathia Flynn and Tharion Ketos seemed arranged marriage enough for me. If you like that trope, Im sure that the author will write their love story based on that trope especially since we will have CC4 "House of many waters" and Tharion being a freaking mermaid would absolutely get his POV and love story with sathia.

Now for the "reluctant love"...well Idk abt that. Elain is just indifferent towards Lucien. Lemme ask you, have u ever had a guy crushing on you, your classmates ship you two, but you arent comfortable with it cus you just dont like that guy, instead you love another guy from the class? yeah, thats Elain's case. She wants nothing to do with Lucien. She wants Azriel.

Look, its no use to fight over this. I would ship Elain n Lucien if she was neutral or show even slight emotions towards Lucien, like hate. But no, she js dgaf abt him lmao.

As elriels, we swoon over thoughtful gestures both Azriel and Elain had done for each other throughout the books and their freaking buildup man...

In ACOMAF, both are neutral with each other. They started on good terms. They talked to each other very well and Elain was comfortable w Azriel. no feelings for each other yet, just civil.

In ACOWAR, theres so much significant scenes that shows how Azriel cared for Elain, how protective he is towards her, how he sees her ( im getting her back scene, truth teller scene, the cauldron made you a seer scene ) And ofc theres thoughtful gestures like Azriel escorting Elain to see the garden. no feelings for each other yet, but Az feels protective and is caring towards Elain.

In ACOFAS, they grow closer. Az literally listens to Elain talking abt her garden plans till 3 am. And yes, more thoughtful gestures like the potato scene and making everyone wait for Elain taking her seat before eating.

In ACOFAS, Azriel doesn't have feelings for Elain yet. IMO he was still pining for Mor. It was stated that he blushes looking at Mor after she gifted him a towel as solstice present.

Then when did Azriel developed true feelings for Elain and slowly move on from Mor?

After Elain gifted him the headache powder.

And thats why in ACOSF, he felt very intensely abt Elain. He spent a whole year post ACOFAS developing feelings for her, thinking abt her, and it was too much that he avoided being bear Elain. Was it ever too much for Azriel when he pined for Mor? No, he could still be near her, be friends with her. But with Elain? No. He had to stay away bcus Elain is too much for him. But even when he stayed away, he would be the first one to act whenever Elain is in potential danger or in any slightly inconvenient situation. He is very protective towards Elain... shadows gathered around the corner of the room like snakes preparing to strike...."What happened to Elain?" ...Elain shouldnt be exposed to the cauldron's darkness n more.

As for Elain, she was never shy towards Azriel pre ACOSF. But in ACOSF, she was shy when she gestured towards Azriel. Why is she suddenly shy towards Azriel? Because she now has feelings for Azriel as well. Az did so many sweet things for Elain and he's hot, ofc she wants him now duh.

And then the grand finale scene for elriel in ACOSF was the charged glance. THERE IS TENSION BETWEEN THEM.

As for the bonus chapter, the "It was a mistake" and "You are to stay away from her" happened. Elain misunderstanding why Az pulled away from the kiss and rhys ordering Az to stay away from Elain RAISED THE TENSION BETWEEN THEM.

Theres too much foundation for Elriel. Can you see how beautiful their relationship progressed? THE TENSION BETWEEN THEM? The author cannot make this buildup just for them to go to waste which she admits that she hates when it happens.

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DUCK TIMELINE ACCORDING TO ME

(au? idk all of its "canon" but I'm picking and choosing and altering a lil)

•Abner is born first, then Donald and Della, Gladstones a little younger than them (like a year?) then Fethry. I think it makes sense for Abner to be the oldest since he doesn't really hang out with everyone else, maybe thats because of the age gap ya know.

•They all meet up and spend every summer at Grandmas farm. I think Abner preteen/teen stage kinda stops going, he has other things he'd rather do.

•As for everyone's relationships at this stage, Donald and Della get along fairly well, they're usually by each other sides. They have different interests tho, Donald wanting to be a sailor and Della a pilot. Gladstone and Donald are always fighting (obviously), I think Della and Gladstone have a pretty neutral relationship. Fethrys the baby and Abner doesn't want to play with the younger kids (they're lame) but probably has a soft spot for Fethry.

•I like to think Gyro and Donald knew each other as kids too. This is largely based on that one Don Rosa comic that introduces little helper (?).

•As a kid Donalds grandpa Humpsadink(?) dies. I'm not 100% on everyone's names in english, but I think thats his name.

•Donald and Della meet their uncle Scrooge once (1) and Donald kicks him for being mean to his parents. Scrooge enters rich old man isolation.

•As preteens Della and Donalds parents die and they move in with Grandma Duck permanently. In the comics I usually see Donald raised by Grandma Duck and that raises so many questions for me. Are Hortense and Quackmore dead? extremely busy? And wheres Della?? I wanted to include Donald living at Grandma Ducks farm because its canon in a lot of comics, so this is my solution.

•Some time later Gladstones parents die and Matilda & Ludwig adopt him. Not entirely sure ab this, but I'll go with it. This is based on Don Rosas plans for the family tree, he decided against it but there's nothing really contradicting it so. Here it is. I also just really want Ludwig on the tree (cause I like him), so him being married to Matilda works out.

•Donald and Della grow up and move out. Donald becomes a sailor and Della a pilot. Donald travels the world and meets José and Panchito, and his spanish(?) ex-girlfriend Donna (I don't know if everyone knows who this is but shes in a short and some comics). Basically he's living his best 20s life abroad. When hes not traveling for work, Donald lives in a little houseboat.

•At this point Donald and Della have grown apart, they've got their own lives now and don't see each other much. Still love each other obviously.

•Della gets pregnant and the father walks out on her. Donald is of course furious at this guy but Della says he's not worth it. Donald makes sure to visit more often.

•Della has Huey, Dewey and Louie. Donald sees 'em a couple of times when hes not on a ship.

•Della Amelia Earharts when HDL are like, 5. Donald races home when he hears the news and is absolutely devastated. He decides he needs to pull himself together and gets custody of HDL. He quits being a sailor and starts taking up odd jobs. Sells his houseboat and gets a real house (probably with some help from the family, excluding Scrooge cause he's still in rich old man isolation).

•HDL begin acting up, because they miss their mother, and, sure, they know unca Donald, but he's also not someone they're used to seeing. I imagine having your mom go missing and then having to live with your uncle you barely know at 5 would traumatize you a little. And Donalds trying his best, but up until now he's been a sailor traveling the world and is not equipped to deal with children. Especially when he's dealing with his own grief. (His twin is missing, presumed dead. His twin who'd always been with him. Someone he thought couldn't leave.)

•HDL join the junior woodchucks and that helps them settle a little. Donalds learning to be a parent and things are looking up. I think he starts seeing Daisy somewhere around here.

•Scrooge exits rich old man isolation by inviting Donald and the boys to christmas. (that one Carl Barks comic) (you know with the bears)

And with that I think we're up to date? I might have forgotten somethings but I'll have to add them later. Feel free to comment with your own thoughts and headcanons, and do tell me if I missed something.